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THE GREATEST POEM OF ALL TIME

Vexen was annoyed with all of Marluxia’s prying.

Marluxia feared Vexen was always lying.

They had a fight, and Marluxia started crying.

They…uh…somethingsomethingsomething sighing.

…Um, then we had hot make up sex.



Vexen lifted an eyebrow and peered over his reading glasses to send the Graceful Assassin an analytic look.  Marluxia, in turn, puffed his muscular chest out proudly and put his hands on his hips.  “See?  I can write fine literature!” He announced.

Vexen just stared at the neophyte in front of him.  After a few moments, Marluxia pouted and crossed his arms and asked defensively, “What?

Rolling his eyes, Vexen tore up the allegedly so called 'Greatest Poem of All Time' into itty bitty nonexistent pieces and went back to reading his novel.

“Hey,” Marluxia whined angrily, diving for the remains of his poem, “I worked hard on that!”

“Shut up.” Vexen ordered, not even sparing Number Eleven a glance.

Sighing and realizing he wouldn’t be able to pick up or salvage any of the paper, Marluxia settled for glaring at Vexen.  “I hate you.” He growled out viciously.  “We can’t feel, remember?” Vexen deadpanned in retort.

Marluxia flicked off the older Nobody and stormed off.  Vexen turned a page.

And it was love.
And now you all know why I don't write poetry. Because I can't write any better than Marluxia. In fact, I think that's the best poem I've ever constructed!

Come on, it has the word 'sex' in it. That gets me like a katrillion cool points.

Also, the reason Marluxia is writing is because Vexen told him that he was stupid and couldn't compose any sort of intelligent thought or literature. And Marluxia took that as a challenge.

Obviously Marly only proved what Vexen was getting at. But they are truly madly in love.
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brighttalonrose Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Heh heh. Cute.
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HeartlessKai Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2009
that. poem IS. the greatest of ALL TIME!
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ConyTachi Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2008
xD Hahahahah you just killed me. It's so cute!! XD Poor Marly. He'll get better if he practices xD
Good work x3
Though the S-word makes my eye twitch in...uh,shock-ness (sorry bad English xDU)
Great work xD They do love each other x3 :heart:
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Dsweetie Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2007
truthfully, this is not the greatest poem of all time but if I was joking I would say "Ha ha ha that's the best poem of all time he he he."
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kirara1230 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2007
That was great <3 I loves that poem....<3
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Sora-X-Riku Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2007
Y'know, in Marluxia's home world he was a God amongst the literate...
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zinaskiana Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2007
It IS the greatest poem of all time. Gosh, Vexen. XD
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LadySphinx Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2007
That IS the greates poem of all time. :heart:
Specially that last line.
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ChuItResu Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2007
:bow: Exactly. Vexen just doesn't understand or appreciate Marluxia's tastes.
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LadySphinx Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2007
Well, he IS a scientist. It's his own fault he's not in the right universe to appreciate fine art.
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